To My Mid 20's Self

You know that Pepsi Summer Mix you're enjoying? They're going to stop making that forever, and you're never going to be able to find it again, and five years from now you're still going to be so obsessed with it that you're writing blog entries about it.

To Myself Any Time Before Sunday

Sunday's winning lotto numbers: 5-13-32-45-47-48

To my pre-teen self

Stop laughing at Mom cause she needs her coffee in the morning. You too will be a coffee junkie when you work full-time. Not so funny now!

To My Hormonal Teenage Self

Touching boobs is even more awesome than you're imagining.

To my childhood self

Ice cream is too dinner!

Also, when you have a job, car, and your own house...you can buy candy WHENEVER YOU WANT.

PS Candy is also dinner

To My Middle School Self

Please don't buy that Virtual Boy.

To my 14 year old self

It's not your fault.

I know it hurts and you're scared and you just want it to stop, but it's not your fault.

Keep hanging in there. They will figure it out and you'll start to feel better. I promise.

Get through the day a minute at a time. So much more is waiting for you on the other side of this.

To my 20 year old self

You are not as fat as you think you are. You're cute. Stop worrying!

To my 12 year old self

Dear 12 year old self...please stop begging God for your period because all of your friends got it.  It is not cool.  No one looks at you differently as though you are now a woman.  You are 12 years old and have to succomb to this hell for the next 35 years. 

Go play with your barbies and be a kid....trust me!!

To my 18 year old self

That blue-haired guy in computer lab? Go talk to him.

Ignore the near constant look of fury on his face. He's just concentrating.

He's worth it, trust me.

To My 20's Self

I know you're being nice and thinking you're cleaning the house up, but if you give away all of your magic cards I am going to come back in time and create a paradox by killing you dead.

To my 17 year old self

Do not use Bon Jovi lyrics to quote your senior picture...are those words you really want people to remember you by??

To my 8 year old self

That hole in the backyard down by the fence?

There's bees in it.

Really, don't stick your hand in there.

I mean it! BEES ARE IN THAT HOLE

To my teenaged self

Chrono Cross is going to be terrible.

To my high school self

College isn't about deciding what you want to do for the rest of your life. It's about deciding what you want to study for the next four years.